In the name of me, I command you not to see this film. In the Name of the King is about a simple farmer (Farmer is his name as well, just so you don't forget he's a simple farmer) who is waging war against the wizard who killed his son and kidnapped his wife. Where to begin! First of all, the acting is as bad as it gets with horrible crying and a lot more unbelievability. Another thing is the confusing story which is overrun with many movie cliches, which make you say "What the heck ." Finally, you have all these sword fights and no blood! I was really hoping for a great video game adaptation (Good luck, Castlevania and The Sims). Ages 10+

by Cole the Kid Critic, Age 13