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Vampires Suck Hot

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Written by Cole the Kid Critic August 17, 2010

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Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong

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PG - 13

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By the way, this movie also sucks. Vampires Suck is a Scary Movie styled parody of the Twilight Saga and some other pop culture. Vampires Suck starts out really good by pointing out how the overly obvious angst and blank acting that Twilight is known for, but in the end they should have gone farther as they're where so many missed opportunities. Other than that there's not to much else going for even for the most hateful of Twilight fans. On the other hand, great casting Kristen Stewart lookalike Jenn Proske who nails her twitchy, no direct eye-contact acting style. Ages 12+

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Vampires Suck 2010-08-18 14:31:00 Cole the Kid Critic

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Reviewed by Cole the Kid Critic August 18, 2010
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Vampires Suck 2010-09-05 01:49:57 Paloma

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Reviewed by Paloma September 04, 2010

Not for younger kids!

This movie is NOT for younger kids. It has some parts that REALLY made me want to cover my eyes too. It has ALOT of violence and some REALLY inappropriate parts that made me cover my mouth, Which is sad because I know ALOT of people at my school want to see it. Besides the bad parts it has some really funny parts and I think, if you can handle everything I've mentioned then you could end up liking it. I agree with the rating ages 13 & up!

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Vampires Suck 2010-08-26 02:46:48 Katherine

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Reviewed by Katherine August 25, 2010

It's not for everyone.

This movie is definitely not for some people. A lot of violence, and cursing. But, it had some very funny moments. Though it had some funny parts, I still found it offensive and did not enjoy it overall.. If you can't decide to see this or another movie, choose the other one, it's not worth the trip to the theater.

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Vampires Suck 2010-08-22 02:22:54 Chelseaa lizz

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Reviewed by Chelseaa lizz August 21, 2010

it was okk

Well,, i thought some parts were really funny but,, some parts made it seem like it should be rated R:p

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Vampires Suck 2010-08-21 03:07:42 Nat

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Reviewed by Nat August 20, 2010

Hehe

I'm a huge Twilight fan and even though I hate when people pick on it, I loved it. It's a bit too inappropriate for those under the age of 12. Some cursing and inappropriate jokes. But I love how it makes references to other shows and books and movies. It's a funny spoof on the original thing. Definetly, Pick It.