The script seems like it was written in 10,000 B.C....except at least then, the cavemen would have made it more realistic. 10,000 B.C. is the tale of the first hero who goes after his girlfriend and half of his tribe who are captured by Egyptian slavedrivers. If you're looking for a shortcut on a history or science project, you're out of luck here. A lot of components are unusual and most of the times unrealistic. The effects are good, but that can only go so far in a story as bad as this. 10,000 B.C. manages to go too fast and too slow...just let a woolly mammoth run over me. Ages 10 and up.
by Cole the Kid Critic, Age 13