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The script seems like it was written in 10,000 B.C....except at least then, the cavemen would have made it more realistic. 10,000 B.C. is the tale of the first...

This film would've been better if it shortened to A Thousand Words, then it might not have wasted so much of my time. A Thousand Words is about a...

The only Abduction this film will do is straight out of your wallet. Abduction is about a guy discovering that his life is a lie and forced on the...

This Universe shouldn't be crossed. It's a musical about a pack of hippie friends during the 60's and uses nothing but Beatles songs. The only good thing about Across...

A film that doesn't soar to great heights. Amelia is the story of Amelia Earhart's public and private life. Really, the problem with Amelia is that is doesn't do...

ATL = drugs, kissing, and roller skating. ATL is about low-income teenagers living in “South Side” Atlanta facing their life choices during the last part of high school. ATL...

I can't decide what's more hideous about this film: the acting or the script. Beastly is a modern retelling of "Beauty and the Beast." The script is AWFUL, assuming...

Big Momma has become overbloated and useless. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is about the FBI agent Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent putting on fatsuits and going...

I wasn't particularly looking forward to seeing Dark Shadows, and I wasn't particularly happy about having spent my time seeing it either. Dark Shadows is a movie that could...

Did you hear that this is a really boring movie? Did You Hear About the Morgans? is about a separated rich New York couple going into the witness protection...

Excuse me if my writing seems tired, but I just sat through a boring movie and was not at all entertained. The film is about a dog named Doogal...

PARENT REVIEW: Eat, Pray, Love is about an unhappy, dispassionate woman who divorces her husband to find herself. When she discovers that moving in and "falling in love" with...

Escape from Planet Earth is flying to stupidity. Escape from Planet Earth is about how the greatest hero on his planet is captured on Earth, so his brother goes...

It's painful to watch this the whole time; not because it's a tearjerker, but because it's terrible. Extraordinary Measures is about a father with two sick kids pushing a...

I did not like Fat Albert. There was too much romance and it is too much to believe. For...

11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not See First Sunday. First Sunday is about two friends who need cash deciding to rob their local church. Although some of the jokes are...

Ho-Ho-Horrible. Fred Claus is about Santa Claus's older and rejected brother coming to work at the North Pole to get money for a casino he's making. The jokes are...

Goal: The Dream Did Not Begin for me. It is about an illegal Mexican immigrant going to England to accomplish his dream of playing professional...

"Lantern" is accurate, Green Lantern gives off little and shallow light. Green Lantern is about a jet pilot who is chosen to be a superhero. Just about everything is...